The Mom Test

Mom Test

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from herand I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration an d asked,"Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."
I was thinking quickly."All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, orthey don't let you be a Mom."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidentlypondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad." ''Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face.

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